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Times I Could Use Beyonce's Wind Machine from the Formation Tour

Times I Could Use Beyonce's Wind Machine from the Formation Tour

From the nosebleeds of the Pasadena Rose Bowl stadium, I watched the magical wind machine blow Beyonce's hair continuously for 2 hours. About an hour in, my friend leaned over and said, “We need a wind machine.” Yes, Beyonce is queen but I think we discovered the  literal "wind" beneath her wings. So, Bey, if you’re listening, here are some of the times I could really use your wind machine in which to make my life more fabulous. ♥

While emptying the cat litter and a little falls on my bare foot. #flawless

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After realizing I chose the wrong line at the grocery store. #slay

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45 minutes into trying to get the bubble on the car seat to line up. #werk

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While waiting on hold for Time Warner to fix my router issues. #fierce

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When there's just a tiny bit of toothpaste left so I squeeze the toothpaste tube too aggressively and the contents shoots past my toothbrush and lands on the bathroom counter.  #queen

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When the people on line behind me at airport security realize we have a dog, a baby, two laptops, a stroller, and a car seat #yeeah

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When I realize I just wasted an entire baby's nap searching for Beyonce Wind Machine .Gifs and I missed my chance to shower. #lemonade

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First Birthday .Gifs

First Birthday .Gifs