The Short ones is a blog with short(ish) posts about the shortest years.

First Birthday .Gifs

First Birthday .Gifs

In honor of my baby’s upcoming first birthday, I’m celebrating an entire year of firsts... in .Gif form. The first time I pushed another human out of my body.

ilana

 

The first time we drove home with a newborn.

pony

 

The first night at home.

rogan

 

The first time I had to leave the house with an infant.

Kelly.gif

 

The first Mommy and Me class.

moms

 

The first time I forgot the diaper bag at home

tobias

 

The first time I had to breastfeed in public.

gosling

 

The first time going through airport security with two laptops, a stroller, a cooler of frozen breastmilk, a baby and a dog.

spastic

 

The first smile.

patty

 

The first time I realized I will from now on be the second person my parents want to Facetime with.

skype

 

The first time I left the baby with hired childcare.

patrick

 

The first time I pumped at work.

homer

 

The first time the baby slept through the night.

jerry

 

The first time I learned the difference between breast milk poo and people food poo.

barf

 

The first time I realized that staying up all night with a sick baby is worse than staying up all night when you are sick.

clarissa

 

The first time I put on a bathing suit after having a baby.

buster

 

The first time I made the baby laugh.

laugh

 

The first time I realized the baby knows the word "tree"!

genius

 

The first time I fit back into my pre-pregnancy pants.

bey

 

The first time I left the pump at home.

giphy

 

The first time I say, “I have a one year old.”

momz

 

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